Marty Wolf: You can take it from me, the truth, it's overrated. Beware: Spoilers may follow. Kids' movies are certainly an interesting bunch: Some talk down to kids, some actually treat them like they have intelligence, and some are stuck in between. This is one of those movies. It has a nostalgic following and while … Continue reading Big Fat Liar Review →

Master Gracey: This mansion has waited long for its shroud of darkness to be lifted. Beware: Spoilers may follow. With the success of turning the Pirates of the Caribbean ride into a feature length movie Disney sought to continue this trend by making another popular ride, The Haunted Mansion into a movie. And no matter … Continue reading The Haunted Mansion Review →

Sato: Out of respect for my teacher, I give you three days to mourn. When finish, I come back. You prepare to join him. Beware: Spoilers may follow. With the success of the first Karate Kid movie it only made sense to capitalize on said success with a sequel. The result is sadly not as … Continue reading Karate Kid Part 2 Review →

Anna: Get away you clone freak! Beware: Spoilers may follow. I’ll admit when I first saw this movie I had no idea it was a remake. And remakes of movies (Disney or not) don’t often tend to turn out to well. But as an adult who’s seen both the original and this one I can … Continue reading Freaky Friday (2003) Review →

Doyle (in response to asking where he came from): My mom and the authorities are still trying to figure that out. Beware: Spoilers may follow. The 90s were a simpler time in the world of movies, live action TV, cartoons, etc. many of whose legacies have carried all the way through the course of the … Continue reading Bio-Dome Review →

Patty Putty: Never trust an adult who isn't grossed out by a Garbage Pailer! Beware: Spoilers may follow. Back in 1980s there was a popular trading card series that was a parody of the Cabbage Patch Kids known as The Garbage Pail Kids involving each featuring a character with a gross habit or abnormality. In … Continue reading Garbage Pail Kids Review →

Simon: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin. Beware: Spoilers may follow. While the novelty of the Alvin and the Chipmunks’ sped up voices died several years ago, it didn’t stop four live action movies of commercialization of their music, clichéd and juvenile humor, and kid-pandering fluff that somehow proved to be capable of turning a … Continue reading The Chipmunk Adventure Review →