Venom: We... are Venom! Beware: Spoilers may follow. When I first heard Sony was going to be making a Venom movie I was honestly curious. Venom is without a doubt one of Spider-Man's greatest foes in the comics. He had quite the stories in them and I was interested in just how Sony would be able to … Continue reading Venom Review →

Sal Maggio: Were these Medieval Times and you, a knight in shining armor, you would have, I have no doubt, slayed the maiden and saved the dragon. Beware: Spoilers may follow. You know a lot of those family comedy movies you watched as a kid REALLY don't hold up. And today we’re going to take … Continue reading Kangaroo Jack Review →

Vanilla Ice: Man, listen, Queen took 50 percent, Suge took the other 60 percent. I fuckin' *owe* money when that shit gets played, man! Beware: Spoilers may follow. I usually hate to review bad comedies because there are only so many ways to say “this isn’t funny” over and over again. And bad raunchy comedies … Continue reading That's My Boy review →

Somewhere in your life you’ve probably been exposed to the Harry Potter series. Some only saw the movies while some both read the books and watched the movies. Some were happy with what was translated to the big screen some weren’t. I belong to that category that did read the books and was happy for … Continue reading Fantastic (and not so fantastic) Beasts: A double review →

Wise Man: This is your journey, if you succeed, it will set you free Beware: Spoilers may follow.   To be frank, Zack Snyder is not a great director. There I said it. Come at me. When it comes to visuals, cinematography, and fight scenes, he’s great but when it comes to orchestrating a clear plot … Continue reading Sucker Punch Review →

Sir August De Wynter: Nothing is impossible, only mathematically improbable. Beware: Spoilers may follow.   Today we’re going to talk about The Avengers. Ah yes Marvel’s first big team up that closed one door and—wait this is not the movie and I’ve already done it *voice whispers*. Huh? This is the Avengers? From 1998? Okay, this … Continue reading The Avengers (1998) Review →

Eddie: Hey jingle balls! Move your candy canes! Beware: Spoilers may follow Jonathan Taylor Thomas was something of an icon during the 90s. Coming off his role in Home Improvement, he took his shot at movies which resulted in mostly stinkers. And among the worst of them being the holiday movie we’re discussing today. So what better … Continue reading I'll Be Home for Christmas Review →