Spider-Man certainly is an interesting Marvel superhero in that he’s had three incarnations in live action (and one full-fledged animated movie) that have all brought something of value and have caused a lot of discussion among fans even to this day. This list ranks all eight Spider-Man movies from worst to best. 7. The Amazing … Continue reading Spider-Man movies ranked from worst to best
Dan Schneider Nickelodeon Shows Ranked from worst to best
In recent years we have learned that one of the main people behind many live action Nickelodeon shows Dan Schneider had a quite a notorious reputation hidden behind him and since said reputation has crawled to the forefront Nickelodeon has rightfully parted ways with him. But this article is not about that. Schneider helped bring … Continue reading Dan Schneider Nickelodeon Shows Ranked from worst to best
The Cinematically Unimpressive Four: How each Fantastic Four movie failed in its own way.
The Fantastic Four is well known as Marvel’s first family. They were created way back in 1961 by comic book legends Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. The characters consist of Reed Richards, Susan Storm, her brother Johnny Storm, and Reed’s best friend Ben Grimm. Due to an outer space accident, the four were hit with … Continue reading The Cinematically Unimpressive Four: How each Fantastic Four movie failed in its own way.
A mission from god: A Blues Brothers double review
The SNL musical sketch the Blues Brothers spawned two movies: One in 1980 and one in 1999. And while I’ve never been to Chicago, it’s my understanding that they are something of an icon there having several statues built for them (anyone who’s been to Chicago or from Chicago feel free to correct me on … Continue reading A mission from god: A Blues Brothers double review
The Shrek movies: The rise and fall of the jolly green ogre
The Shrek movies made quite a splash for Dreamworks back in the day with their own unique spins on the fairy tale stories and characters. And these days they’ve been associated with several Internet memes. Unfortunately, even at its best I can’t find myself enjoying Shrek on the same level such as the Toy Story … Continue reading The Shrek movies: The rise and fall of the jolly green ogre
Ash’s Pokemon League losses ranked from worst to best.
Up until Alola where he finally won the whole thing after so many years of fans demanding it, the Pokemon League in the anime always resulted in Ash losing to some trainer or other. In some ways those losses were warranted in some ways they weren’t. This article ranks Ash’s league losses from worst to best. 6. Ash vs. … Continue reading Ash’s Pokemon League losses ranked from worst to best.
Ghost Dad Review
Curtis: Evil Master! Your wallet! Beware: Spoilers may follow. All right let’s do this one last time: Bill Cosby was a great comedian...on television. His experiences acting in movies on the other hand completely sucked with bomb after bomb. And we found out years down the road he was a rapist. And now it’s pretty … Continue reading Ghost Dad Review
Suicide Squad review
Deadshot: We're some kind of Suicide Sqad? Beware: Spoilers may follow. While Batman v. Superman may have been a disappointment, that wasn’t about to stop Warner Bros from trying to establish their own cinematic universe just as Marvel has done. Thus five months later we got this movie. It had a very different tone from Batman v. … Continue reading Suicide Squad review
Michael Bay’s Transformers: More than meets the eye, robot crap in disguise
Somewhere in your childhood you probably have heard of the Transformers. Maybe you watched the cartoons, maybe you played with the toys, or maybe you watched the 1986 movie. But if there was ever a bad place to hear about the Transformers, the Michael Bay movies would probably be it. These movies were just plain … Continue reading Michael Bay’s Transformers: More than meets the eye, robot crap in disguise
Venom Review
Venom: We... are Venom! Beware: Spoilers may follow. When I first heard Sony was going to be making a Venom movie I was honestly curious. Venom is without a doubt one of Spider-Man's greatest foes in the comics. He had quite the stories in them and I was interested in just how Sony would be able to … Continue reading Venom Review
Kangaroo Jack Review
Sal Maggio: Were these Medieval Times and you, a knight in shining armor, you would have, I have no doubt, slayed the maiden and saved the dragon. Beware: Spoilers may follow. You know a lot of those family comedy movies you watched as a kid REALLY don't hold up. And today we’re going to take … Continue reading Kangaroo Jack Review
That’s My Boy review
Vanilla Ice: Man, listen, Queen took 50 percent, Suge took the other 60 percent. I fuckin' *owe* money when that shit gets played, man! Beware: Spoilers may follow. I usually hate to review bad comedies because there are only so many ways to say “this isn’t funny” over and over again. And bad raunchy comedies … Continue reading That’s My Boy review
Fantastic (and not so fantastic) Beasts: A double review
Somewhere in your life you’ve probably been exposed to the Harry Potter series. Some only saw the movies while some both read the books and watched the movies. Some were happy with what was translated to the big screen some weren’t. I belong to that category that did read the books and was happy for … Continue reading Fantastic (and not so fantastic) Beasts: A double review
Top 5 best Disney Channel sitcoms
There’s no questioning that Disney Channel sitcoms aren’t what they used to be. While they’ve done well to move on from some terrible shows in the last decade or so, the sad truth is, there are just some classics that today’s ones even at their best can never truly can never top. They’ve had unique … Continue reading Top 5 best Disney Channel sitcoms
Sucker Punch Review
Wise Man: This is your journey, if you succeed, it will set you free Beware: Spoilers may follow. To be frank, Zack Snyder is not a great director. There I said it. Come at me. When it comes to visuals, cinematography, and fight scenes, he’s great but when it comes to orchestrating a clear plot … Continue reading Sucker Punch Review
A Look Back on How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
The term “Christmas Grinch” is a popular one during the holidays thanks to Dr. Seuss’ iconic read, How the Grinch Stole Christmas. And if I’m being perfectly honest with anyone who’s reading this...I find both cinematic adaptations of the Grinch horrible. The 2000 Grinch has Jim Carrey’s wonderful make up and performance but the good … Continue reading A Look Back on How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
The Avengers (1998) Review
Sir August De Wynter: Nothing is impossible, only mathematically improbable. Beware: Spoilers may follow. Today we’re going to talk about The Avengers. Ah yes Marvel’s first big team up that closed one door and—wait this is not the movie and I’ve already done it *voice whispers*. Huh? This is the Avengers? From 1998? Okay, this … Continue reading The Avengers (1998) Review
I’ll Be Home for Christmas Review
Eddie: Hey jingle balls! Move your candy canes! Beware: Spoilers may follow Jonathan Taylor Thomas was something of an icon during the 90s. Coming off his role in Home Improvement, he took his shot at movies which resulted in mostly stinkers. And among the worst of them being the holiday movie we’re discussing today. So what better … Continue reading I’ll Be Home for Christmas Review
Top 5 best MCU villains
Over the years, while the MCU has certainly done well in translating their heroes to the big screen, they haven’t always done well in doing the same for their villains. Performance-wise they’re mostly fine but they aren’t always the most compelling. Heck it got to the point where sometimes I’d just call them disposable MCU … Continue reading Top 5 best MCU villains
Saving Christmas Review
Christian: Santa...is the man! Beware: Spoilers may follow A lot of people can save Christmas, can’t they? Inspector Gadget, Ernest, Felix the Cat, just to name a few. But of all the people to save Christmas this by far the worst person for the job. Like most faith-based Christmas movies, this is not a good … Continue reading Saving Christmas Review
Christmas With the Kranks Review
Nora: We skip Christmas?! Beware: Spoilers may follow. Christmas traditions come in many forms. Some people honor them, some people don’t. Some traditions everlast while some die out. And that’s OKAY! But not according to this movie. It’s based off a book called Skipping Christmas and while I’ve never read it, if this movie is … Continue reading Christmas With the Kranks Review
Eight Crazy Nights Review
Davey Stone: Smell ya later, poopsicle. Beware: Spoilers may follow. You know Chanukah is not a holiday that much represented in the world of cinema. Alas the only major Chanukah movie out there is this animated piece of crap starring Adam Sandler. The man has certainly made some good movies in the last couple … Continue reading Eight Crazy Nights Review
Last Ounce of Courage Review
Bob Revere: We fight for freedom! Beware: Spoilers may follow. You know I’m not the biggest fan of Christian Christmas movies (or certain Christian movies for that matter *cough cough God’s Not Dead 2*) but I respect anyone’s religion one and all the same. And while this movie hasn’t changed my stance on that, … Continue reading Last Ounce of Courage Review
